I've been watching the seasons of Doctor Who lately, and I find that I'm really liking it (the new series--I haven't seen the old one), except that as an avid Rose/Doctor fan, the seasons beyond the second were a tiny bit depressing for me. But with that said, I've always been a little bit fond of the Doctor's other companions. Jack is awesome, of course, as is Rose, which goes without saying, and Martha was a sweetheart even if she was a little bit misguided, and smitten. Donna Noble rocks my ASS because she's so awesome, and I even enjoy Amy Pond and Rory, although hilariously, in the first episode of the 5th season, the fact that the Doctor was so horrified with Amy's friend Jeff ("Blimey, Jeff. Get a girlfriend."'
) made me like Jeff a lot more than I might have. Granted, my experience is limited. I even liked Mickey, who started the series as kind of a loser putz. But as much as I'm really, really, really, really trying to LIKE River Song, because of all of the fan-love that she gets, I hate her guts. I sort of expected that this would be the case after perusing all of the Doctor Who fanfiction, and finding her ass stuck in there. And then I watched the episodes, and it made me want to stab myself in the head until I bled to death all over the living room. I seriously can't stand her. There is this element of Mary Sue that's just rage-inducing. "I'm the parfectist woman, I know ur tru naem, lulz, I'm awesum and in the footure we are the hapyist cupple evaaar, lawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawl!"
And just. There are no words for how much I hate this bullshit enough to send me into raving, frothing rants that last forever. I seriously can't stand the sort of woman that she is. I want to light the people who refuse to give me spoilers on fire, and dance around their dead, burning bodies like it's a goddamn ritual feast. I'm also annoyed, because I was really, really liking this new Doctor a lot, and if he's going to be consorting with River Song, I'm very, very upset. My life was so much simpler when I only obsessed over Firefly. Plus, that River was cool.
Tags: commentary, doctor who, firefly, frothing at the mouth, hatred, random, river
I'm feeling: aggravated